{"id":38,"date":"2015-10-31T20:01:29","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T20:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"3301a4fda335e7b887d204428294f066"},"modified":"2015-10-31T20:01:29","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T20:01:29","slug":"the-brainiac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mightymoviepodcast.com\/index.php\/2015\/10\/31\/the-brainiac\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BRAINIAC"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Sung to the tune of Maniac<\/em>):<\/p>\n

A Satanist who can zip out of chains.He is suave, and he’s smart, and clumsy.He gropes all the chicks, and eats his victim’s brains,Everybody says he’s eeeee-vil.<\/p>\n

He gets burned at the stake, but is feeling no pain.He knows it’s just a matter of time,Three hundred years in fact, that he’s coming right back,To suck out brains with his big, floppy tongue.<\/p>\n

He can freeze you with a look,But you’ll just look like a schnook,’Cause you should have known by now:<\/p>\n

He’s a Brainiac, Brainiac with some style,And to eat your brains is the thing that makes him smile.He’s a Brainiac, Brainiac who’s intense,And his vengeance really don’t make no damn sense.<\/p>\n

Yes, in a long-delayed but well-worth-waiting-for Temple of Bad<\/em>, Orenthal Hawkins (who brainstormed the soulful ballad above), Andrea Lipinski and Kevin Lauderdale, and Dan Persons take on the goofy Mexican horror film, The Brainiac<\/em>. Bad makeup, crappy sets, and ridiculous effects rule the day! Click on the player to hear the show, or right-click the link to download.<\/p>\n

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